Depositing semen glamorously
The day arrived for depositing our semen. We had never done it before and hopefully, we won’t have to do it again. At the same time, we wanted to experience this and remember what it was like and how it felt to be told to ejaculate into a cup at a certain time in a specific venue.
We arrived at Australian Clinical Labs Andrology at 19 Erin Street, Richmond (Victoria, Australia) at our appointment time. As we walked in, there was no one there except for a young female receptionist. She was all smiley and she asked our names and made sure that we were on her list. We sat there and waited for our turn. We were told that it was individual rooms, and it is not for sharing. What a laugh. I can’t imagine how many people would have asked to go into together or as a group. Hahaha.
Anyway, when I was given my cup to go into my allocated room, I walked towards it thinking how gross the room would be. To my surprise, it was actually pleasant! The room was of decent size, had a red 2-3 seater couch in the middle of the room. The couch was facing a small TV and there were heterosexual pornographic material in front of it. There was a clean toilet on the side to ‘clean up’ whatever mess we make. As I approached the magazines, I noticed a little note stuck to the top of the little TV stand. It says “Gay magazines in the drawer”. How kind. …and they are in the drawer too! The porn magazines were old, and was obviously flicked through a million times. I didn’t want to touch them at all. I guess I just had to concentrate and get the job done.
The place was so cold and sanitised that it just wasn’t sexy at all. It was all the stimulation of the mind that got me through. Anyway, fast-forwarding to the end of it, it was overall an experience that I would not want to go through again. It was highly UN-glamorous and I just wanted to get it over and done with as quickly as possible.
After Cam and I were done, we had the cups placed in bags and we gave it to the young girl at the counter. She was obviously used to handling many cups with semen.
That’s it. our job’s done over there. We left and laughed about the whole experience.